The cat's out of the bag, who puts cats in bags? Cats don't like bags.
"A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." Jack London (1876-1916)
Family first! And any man who says anything different is wrong. I wonder how long it will take someone to notice this. With a stick.
No tests on species with members capable of calculus. Simple rule, never broke it.