Funny Quotes of the Day

[Ponyprincess]

Me *working*
-two chinese guys approach-
Older chinese man : do you sell zips?
Me: I haven't seen any but I'll check the computer for you
*goes to computer*
older Chinese man "I want trouser zip, 6 inches"
Younger Chinese man "why do you need a 6 inch zip"
Older Chinese man; *winks* "why do you think"


....

[JazzieAussie]

Juniper Jump says (2:40 AM):
*YAWN
Juniper Jump says (2:40 AM):
*NYTYM
Juniper Jump says (2:41 AM):
*BYTYM
Chaz says (2:41 AM):
*YOU'LL BE BACK
Chaz says (2:41 AM):
*SEE YOU IN TEN MINUTES

[JazzieAussie]

TV Commercial: "ORIENTAL RUGS FROM ALL CORNERS OF THE WORLD"

[Sgt. Frog]

Dear John, I once ate seven cadbury eggs in thirty seconds? Can you best that, or must you suffer eternally under the knowledge of my colossal uber-p*wnage?

I once drank a tureen of Ranch Dressing followed by a shot of Soy Sauce and went on to win a match of At-Home Jeopardy in Latin. http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.png you. No part of that statement is a lie, by the way.

Found Here. (http://www.formspring.me/JohnAdvice)

[JazzieAussie]

"I wanna have a kid someday just so I can see what it looks like... I MEAN-- and then I'd take care of it of course."

[Ponyprincess]

-Puts clean covers on bed-
-opens dr pepper-
*dr pepper exploads*
Me: dammit!!!
Friend: Dr Pepper, Whats the worse that can happen

[fruitonthevine]

DS Greer: I BETTER HEAR A MOUSE PISS ON COTTON!!

[Lupiniun Star]

He who laughs last thinks slowest. *points at sticker on my TV*

[MicroRave]

Boyfriend: So since I'm the baby daddy, can I move in?
Dad: NO! http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.png YOU!
Mom: YES! That's a great idea!

LOL

[Crazy]

"Is that swiss or white american? They're both white."
"Because white is supreme."
"...wait, what?"
"Yeah, I said it."

[MicroRave]

Me: *feels quake* MOM? WHAT'S GOING ON?
Mom: I DUNNO!
Me: WHERE ARE YOU?
Mom: TAKING A POOP!
Me: SO IT'S YOUR FAULT D:<

[MicroRave]

Now you'd think...

[Sgt. Frog]

::D:

[Ponyprincess]

xD this made me laugh!
after half hour of my relationship status turning to single this guy appears

Joe: Hey what happened to you and Adam?
Me: Sorry, do i know you?
Joe: I think i've seen you around town before
Me: ...Right
Joe: So, Maybe i could buy you a drink some time?
*ignores*
Joe: I'll take that as a no?
Me: Sorry i don't know you.
Joe: I meant as friends
*Ignores*
Joe: I'm gay
*goes on profile and finds "Interested in - Woman"
Me: Rly? your profile says differently
Joe: I haven't full came out in Letchworth yet, i'd get my arse kicked
Me: So you tell a random stranger?
Joe: We've spoke enough times for me to trust you.


O_O WTF? Time to go threw my fb friends me thinks!

[Solash]

Psst Pony, stop using Facebook. Google+ is so much better.

[Sgt. Frog]

Ahahaha creepers

[Tolby]

That dude wants to play the ponies, if you know what I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge.

[Sgt. Frog]

Say no more, say no more.

[MicroRave]

*says no more*

[Solash]

I played Soccer today with a bunch of other people from my dorm. On the way back there were 8 guys and 2 girls.

Girl: *Takes ball away from guy and runs*
Guy: *Stares menacingly at the girl* "Ok. There are 8 guys here and 2 girls, how do you think this will end."
Me: "With a police report."

[Sgt. Frog]

ME:
"FIRST MATE
I NEED A CORN DOG"

Pony:
"O_O your not gonna find a corn dog by asking me
...whast a corn dog?
is it like a dog
made of corn?"

English people you so silly ::D:

[Solash]

You told her she was right, right?

[Ponyprincess]

This is what i found when looking it up

http://www.takegreatpictures.com/app/webroot/content/2010_images/2008/06/13/Simons_CornDog.jpg

[Sgt. Frog]

Can't http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnging stop laughing

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Mom: ".... Who puts pickles in a bag?"

[MicroRave]

*Watching Riverdance Finale video*

1st Youtube comment: 15th from the left, your foot hit .0009 seconds sooner than everyone else.. Calm down.

[EternalHero]

"That curb came out of nowhere!!!" - Me when I crashed my bike going to school last year and I didn't see the curb I hit so to me it magically appeared out of nowhere. Lol people talked about me saying that for weeks last year at the coffee shop, but lol it got brought up today!

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Sports announcer: "So... Sidney Crosby... Remember him?"

[TanzPinguin]

^ T_T

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

^ T_T

:bored:
I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY BAD BUT HILARIOUS. XD

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Erin: "My cousin had a baby girl! Her name is -unique name-!!! She's so keeeeeeey-ooooooooooot<3333"
Rebecca: "... I hope she doesn't grow up to be a boy."
Us: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaa pffffffffft."



Sign: "Nyan cat welcomes you to Kitscoty Junior Senior High School!"

[JazzieAussie]

"Well, time for me to write this down illegibly so I can read it when it gets cold."

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

So only a little crazy:

Me: "What's the most common last name in the world?"
Mom: "Wong..?"
Me: "No, it's something like Chang or Chen."
Mom: "Won Wong..."
Me: "I got the Wong Won from the hospital! *laughs only a tad maniacally*"
>__>

[MicroRave]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/demotivational-posters-this-is-nothing.jpg

:madchicken::madchicken::madchicken::madchicken::m adchicken::madchicken::madchicken:

[EternalHero]

:madchicken::madchicken::madchicken::madchicken::m adchicken::madchicken::madchicken:

I love it!

[MicroRave]

HAHA YOUR SET HAS A BOUNTY ON HIS HEAD XD

[EternalHero]

I swear I didn't break them pots lookin for money rave!

[MicroRave]

You're right, that was me

http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/i/linkrapefaceplz.png

[JazzieAussie]

1 says: I wish I looked good in these pictures.
2 says: Me too.
2 says: I MEAN
1 says: JERK
2 says: BUT ABOUT ME

[MicroRave]

Me: What's that hanging off the back of that truck?
Dad: Dunno
Me: That looks like... balls?
Dad: Dunno
Me: WELL HE SURE AINT' HAULIN' CARGO ON IT!

Yep... guy had a set of chrome love nuggets chained to his bumper.

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Playing Apples to Apples:
Dad: "Word is ... Humourous."
Mom: "*points at me*"
Auntie: "I've got crap cards."
Me: "EYES. 'Cause y'know ... Aqueous and Vitreous humour? AHAHA."


Me: *hyper or something, as hell*
Me: *laughs so maniaclly*
Mom: *is like myself*
Mom: *laughing maniaclly*
Dad: "You know .. I really fret the day when you go out with the girls and get into a bottle of wine..."

Dad: *sitting on floor*
Dad: *straightens leg*
Me: "What? Sore?"
Dad: "Locked knee."
Me: "Locked kneed monster."
Mom: "AHAHAHA I KNEW THAT WAS COMING AHAHAHAH."


... >_>
And more.
We were perfectly fine, I think. ::D:

[Ponyprincess]

Mum: I don't remember the weather report say that is was going to rain today
Me: Did you even look at it?
Mum: Nope

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Sharlie: "Mrs. Carter, Janelle slapped me!"
Janelle: "Well you ROARED in my face."

[MicroRave]

Vaniii ☆ says:
Your font changed colours. xD

also

WHY IS IT

CANADA IS

COOL ENOUGH TO

have a unicorn on their emblem?

RaveBlade Islude says:
LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Vaniii ☆ says:
You're so BLACK.

RaveBlade Islude says:
wat?

i am?

Vaniii ☆ says:
Font is BLAKC.

RaveBlade Islude says:
OH lol

Vaniii ☆ says:
MAYBE

RaveBlade Islude says:
black

not black

black

black

NOT BLACK

DAMMIT~

Vaniii ☆ says:
BLue

blue

blue

blue

RaveBlade Islude says:
ORANGE

Vaniii ☆ says:
ELECTRIC ORANGE

..

no

fai;

fail

fail

RaveBlade Islude says:
ANYONE WHO READS THIS BLACK TEXT AS BLACK AND NOT ORANGE MUST BE COLOURBLIND!

Vaniii ☆ says:
YELLOW*

XD

XDDDDDDDD

RaveBlade Islude says:
ewwwww

yellow

is

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Vaniii ☆ says:
... Well RED is..

XD

RaveBlade Islude says:
OH GOD NO

DON'T REMIND ME

this is going in funny posts isn't it?

Vaniii ☆ says:
XDDDDD

Is it?

RaveBlade Islude says:
do eet https://js2.wlxrs.com/_D/F$Live.SiteContent.Messenger/4.3.1349/resources/images/emoticons/002.png

Vaniii ☆ says:
you do it. >https://js2.wlxrs.com/_D/F$Live.SiteContent.Messenger/4.3.1349/resources/images/emoticons/010.png

xD

Hey look I did it! :D

[TanzPinguin]

Yuki: Gabbie you eat too much sweets, you getting fat.

Mark: -calls me flabby gabbie all day-

Andy: YOU SO FAT!

..
I'M NOT EVEN FAT YET 3 PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT TODAY. XD

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Sharlie: "I nearly got raped by a wasp! It wanted to stick it's thing into me."

Yep..
Spoilers, 'cause I DON'T KNOW, seems appropriate.
Maybe.
XD

[MicroRave]

Me: *getting ready for school* Is there pudding left?
Dad: Yeah
Me: Is there still time to eat it?
Dad: Nope.
Me: http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.png
Dad: Oh pudding? Yeah! There's always time for pudding.

[Turnip Head]

Arcade Bumstead says
I had Barbies

Lalala Lalala says
what about skipper

Arcade Bumstead says
...
I don't know that. ;n;

Lalala Lalala says
barbie's sister!
okay wtf why am I teaching you about barbie's family this is weird

Arcade Bumstead says
I don't know
But apparently you know more about this subject than me

[MicroRave]

Then I heard a chant coming from Goldie's room. Softly at first, then steadily louder until I couldn't ignore it any longer. I went outside the door trying to gain insight as to what exactly I was walking into. "Mot too" (?) "Hop Goo" (??) "HOT POOP" (!!!) Holy God. Not that. Anything but that.

So, to make an incredibly long, gross story short. There was poop. It was indeed hot. There has been a lot of pineapple eaten lately. Sheets and clothes were changed. Disinfectant was applied. Baths were taken by all concerned parties. There may or may not have been post hot poop cocktails served in the playroom.

To think I was trying to find a picture of the cottonelle puppy when this came up xD

[MicroRave]

RaveBlade Islude says (5:32 PM)
I wanna try the penny trick someday
but I'd better not do it while they're still making them... in case they're worth something s a collectible someday
RaveBlade Islude says (5:33 PM)
then again
there's so many
it'd take generations
unless
somwhere
someday
someone
finds a penny
and thinks
"oh"
"this might be worth something"
and it like
gets them out of poverty
i change my mind
SAVE THE PENNIES
SAVE THE FUTURE GENERATIONS!

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Police Officer: "Pff, who uses Myspace anymore?"

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

I LOVE OLD PEOPLE CONVERSATIONS;

Charlotte: "Hey you old boot."
My Mom: "You're an old boot too. We make a great pair."
Charlotte: "Are you left?"
My Mom: "No, I'm always right."
Charlotte: "... Oh http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.pnghttp://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9057/hotdogcensor.png off."

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Girl: "But I'm not a lesbian anymore!! *wails*"

Was just ... XD
It was maybe just the scenario.

[JazzieAussie]

Resume-maker program had weird names for different style presets. One was called Earhart.

"Mhm, you know that's right. With this economy you'd better just nickname that baby Amelia, 'cause once you send it out, you're never going to hear from it again."

[MicroRave]

Classmate named his font

"Broadbrick wide bottom"

[JazzieAussie]

"I wanna play something. Do you have A Wonderful Life?"
"Hmm, I dunno. It's debatable."

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Jessica: "So we have a treehouse. It's HUGE. It's made out of POWER POLES."
Janelle: "What a powerhouse!"

[Ponyprincess]

Me: I was playing I have never
Luke: You mean, have you ever?
Me: Whatever
:D rhyming skills!

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Cassie: "*looks at my work* ... I can't see you listening to ... punk-rock music."
Me: "Eh?"
Cassie: "I can't..."
Teacher/Mr. Lee: "Neither can I! O_O"
Cassie: "What do you see her listening to..?"
Teacher/Mr. Lee: "... Something quiet, like classical."
Cassie: "See! That's what I would have said!"


... Classical...

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

*spamspam*


Melissa: "A transvestite is when you use puppets, right?"
Me: "... ... no."
Melissa: "What!?!"
Me: "... Ventriliquism."
Melissa: "Ohhhhh."
Me: "... your shirt ... has Kermit the frog on it ... and says "Genius".... ....."


Mr. W: "... just like Tarzan."
Principal: *walks in* OHAWOHO."
Mr. W: "Hey Mr. S! We're talking about swarming and gang violence!"
Principal: "That's just like gophers, right? When they come out and it's like "OH HEY LOOK *BANG BANG* *DEAD*" right? ... or was that a bad analogy? AHAH."
Mr. W: "..."
Principal: "When I was in gang fights, I always hit the person like *punches self* and got the first hit! Like *acts* VIOLENCE WAS EVERYTHING. ... Remember, we're CAVALIERS AND WE PROMOTE A HEALTHY SCHOOL LIFE. No buggin', more huggin'! *vanishes*"
Me: "... .......... that."


Melissa: "Don't pork your food on me!"

[Sgt. Frog]

solash says:
I had a biopsy.
Frog says:
Y u biops?
solash says:
For this horrendous rash on my arm that after a year, doctors still can't figure out.
Frog says:
Ah, biological warfare time?
solash says:
...
solash says:
You do know what a biopsy is yes?
Frog says:
Where they remove pieces of you and test them right?
Frog says:
THROW THOSE PIECES AT THE ENEMY
solash says:
Yup.
solash says:
No! That's not how it works. xD
Frog says:
PUT IT IN THEIR FOOD
Frog says:
WE CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD
solash says:
My body will not be used for war!
Frog says:
THEN I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR ARM WITHOUT YOUR CONSTENT AND SMAK GERMANT WITH IT
solash says:
AT THIS POINT IT WOULD BE DOING ME A FAVOR!
Frog says:
2 BIRDS WITH ONE ARM
solash says:
lawl
Frog says:
This is all going in the quote thread

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

So if anyone recognizes show... :cool2:

Guy: "You're going 60... in a school zone."
Girl": "IT IS NOT a school zone."
Guy: "What's that?"
Girl: "The high school."

[TanzPinguin]

Lady at Mcdonalds drive through: Would you like your nuts warmed up?
Jordan: Pffft no they can warm them themselves!


(What the lady actually said) Do you want the nuts for your sundaes?
...
Have no clue how she thought the lady said that first part..

[MicroRave]

RaveBlade Islude says (8:33 PM)
SO NOW I'M ORDERING THAT BOOK AND IT'S RESPECTIVE SEQUEL
and may proceed to draw me some fanart
as the guy on the cover looks NOTHING LIKE THE GUY I PICTURED READING THE BOOK
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
...
DRAW!
I want to see
RaveBlade Islude says (8:34 PM)
xD
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
people
RaveBlade Islude says (8:34 PM)
in the window
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
... eh?
RaveBlade Islude says (8:34 PM)
HAH! I MADE YOU SOUND LIKE A PERV
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
XD WHAAAAT
RaveBlade Islude says (8:34 PM)
lolololololol
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
xDDDDDDDDDDD

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

RaveBlade Islude says (8:33 PM)
SO NOW I'M ORDERING THAT BOOK AND IT'S RESPECTIVE SEQUEL
and may proceed to draw me some fanart
as the guy on the cover looks NOTHING LIKE THE GUY I PICTURED READING THE BOOK
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
...
DRAW!
I want to see
RaveBlade Islude says (8:34 PM)
xD
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
people
RaveBlade Islude says (8:34 PM)
in the window
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
... eh?
RaveBlade Islude says (8:34 PM)
HAH! I MADE YOU SOUND LIKE A PERV
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
XD WHAAAAT
RaveBlade Islude says (8:34 PM)
lolololololol
Vaniii ☆ says (8:34 PM)
xDDDDDDDDDDD

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Sakura says (2:27 AM):
*I WANT TO BE MOBY DOCK
*...
*[img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img][img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img][img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img][img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img]
Shinji says (2:27 AM):
*AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

"What is that? A cat? An octopus? Not like you can tell the difference between the two anyways."

[MicroRave]

Vaniii ☆ says (9:17 PM)
HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN
RaveBlade Islude says (9:18 PM)
LMFAO
Vaniii ☆ says (9:18 PM)
oh well he can just be gay

[JazzieAussie]

1: If you cough like that one more time without covering your mouth, I'm going to slap you in the face.
2: Ew, you'd just be getting closer to it.
1: My hand will be moving too fast for germs to catch up.



3: I found the song I want played at my funeral! Lemme show you. ... Oh. I can't find it again. I guess now I can never die.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Turnip says (9:11 PM):
*...
*Oh.
*I thought WHAT
Turnip says (9:11 PM):
*TOMO HAS A VIRUS
Turnip says (9:11 PM):
*But then it turns out it was just Kaori

[Ponyprincess]

Luke *Constantly posts songs on fb wall*
Me : "You might as well just make a playlist for me"
Luke: "Good idea" *Makes playlist*
Me: "How many songs are on it?"
Luke: "140 something..."




Ella (2 yrs old)
*Drops alphabet fridge magnets* "Oh noooo!"
ah toddlers make me giggle

[EternalHero]

Back in march just remembered this now!

Muh friend rach: Hey dude lets go for a night walk.
Me: So we can go get the night on our pants!?
Muh friend rach: Yeah....
Me: Okay but only if we can get some sunshine on them tomorrow.
Muh friend rach: Wait do you think we will be able to wash the night off of them?!!!!
Me: Maybe if we use some sun laundry detergent.

[Sgt. Frog]

solash says
I KNOW
I'M TRYING
Frog -E says
TRY FURTHER
solash says
I'M FURTHERING!

"well both me and Gabbie gave up all forms of food"

I was trying to talk about cookies, which made it that much worse.

Another 20 errors later and

Solash: You should really rethink giving up food, it's starting to affect how you think.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Turnip says (9:49 PM):
*Why doed my typing SUCK

[Ponyprincess]

So I've been having trouble with a man who lives at the stables i go to (He doesn't own the place, just his house). And basically he doesn't want horses walking down past his house (thats the only way we can go to put our horses into the field) so this man keeps ringing up the people who own the yard (we won!)
The funny part is my horse seems to of caught on to how much i hate this man.


Mum: "You know, whenever i get arnie in for you at night he stops right outside Mr Hiltons house and poos right?"

Me: "He does?"

Mum: "Yup he also refuses to walk unless he has poo'd there"

:D My horse is a legend!

[Turnip Head]

Kusunoki says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bqj2u3JLnU&feature=related
HUH
Schoolyard Bully says:
JUKK NE MWAB
..
KILL ME BABY

[TanzPinguin]

Zeke: Did you see the picture Cory posted of his hole?
Me: ...what?

[Solash]

^^^ I approve. xD

[Sgt. Frog]

*Frog likes this

[MicroRave]

Vani ☆ says (8:29 PM)
Bear in bed


WHAT IS THE ANSWEER

RaveBlade Islude says (8:29 PM)
SEX
I DON'T KNOW XD

Vani ☆ says (8:29 PM)
ALREADY TRIED AHAHHAA

RaveBlade Islude says (8:29 PM)
LOOOOOOOOL

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

AHAHAHAHAHA.
Rave.

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Supreme Miser Vanichi says:
LONG LOGS
RaveBlade says:
LOOOOOL
CONTEEEXT
DO NOT
XD
thread it
RIGHT NOW
Supreme Miser Vanichi says:
DO not thread it?
OKAY
XDDDDDDDDD
RaveBlade says:
LMFAO

[MicroRave]

RaveBlade Islude says (8:55 PM)
BATCAVE!
Vani ☆ says (8:55 PM)
TAKE ME
RaveBlade Islude says (8:55 PM)
TELEPORT?
Vani ☆ says (8:55 PM)
SURE

[MicroRave]

Aidan says
I had an undercooked cheeseburger that made me sick for two weeks
RaveBlade Islude says
I got 2 quarters for pulling the burger out of the coin slot
eww
Aidan says
but it tasted fine when I was eating it
RaveBlade Islude says
LOL
that sounded sad xD

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

I don't think I've ever found any of these quotes to be funny...I WISH TO LAUGH

[Sgt. Frog]

Tomo: Butts

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

THERE WE GO.

[Canned Luna]

Jazzie

[Ponyprincess]

Yuri :I IMAGINE PONIES HEAD IN MY VOICE...what wait

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Tomonip says (11:35 PM):
**PUNCHES YOU* :@
Socknip says (11:35 PM):
*(T_T)
Tomonip says (11:35 PM):
*(smug)
Tomonip says (11:36 PM):
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5PkGVaqWeY
Socknip says (11:36 PM):
*(cry)
*i laughed
*just at the title
*she deserved it (smug)
Socknip says (11:37 PM):
*what a little b
Tomonip says (11:37 PM):
*I'D PUNCH HER TOO
Socknip says (11:37 PM):
*hey
*HEY
*ARE YOU IMPLYING
*I'M D.W.
*THAT IS
Socknip says (11:37 PM):
*THE WORST THING
Socknip says (11:37 PM):
*YOU'VE EVER DONE TO ME
Socknip says (11:37 PM):
*SERIOUSLY
*http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9796/festivehotdog.pnghttp://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9796/festivehotdog.pnghttp://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9796/festivehotdog.pnghttp://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9796/festivehotdog.png YOU
*http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9796/festivehotdog.pnghttp://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9796/festivehotdog.pnghttp://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9796/festivehotdog.pnghttp://img39.imageshack.us/img39/9796/festivehotdog.png YOU TO THE MOON
*FOREVER
*

[TanzPinguin]

*When playing "The Longest Year"*

Frog: What is this?
Me: ...You seriously don't know?
Frog: It sounds familiar but no. I can't place it.


Only when the words harvest moon were said did he figure out what it was. XDD
Me: I'M TELLING THE FORUM.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

I'm seriously disappoint.

[Unova]

"A friend in need is a friend indeed. An enemy in need is hilarious." -Animal Crossing: Wild World.

[TanzPinguin]

I'm seriously disappoint.

I was too xD I expected him to instantly know and he was all :blink: what is this..

DIDN'T HE DO VOCALS FOR IT?!

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

I was too xD I expected him to instantly know and he was all :blink: what is this..

DIDN'T HE DO VOCALS FOR IT?!

PRETTY MUCH ALL OF US DID :bored:

[Sgt. Frog]

:bored:

[Ponyprincess]

:bored:

You sir are a failure!

[TanzPinguin]

aw poor frog xD

[MicroRave]

Vani ☆ says (2:31 AM)
PREGNANCY TESTS
JUST WHAT I NEED


RaveBlade Islude says (2:33 AM)
SAY YES OR I'LL DO IT ANYWAY
EDIT: TOO LATE!

[EternalHero]

*When playing "The Longest Year"*

Frog: What is this?
Me: ...You seriously don't know?
Frog: It sounds familiar but no. I can't place it.


Only when the words harvest moon were said did he figure out what it was. XDD
Me: I'M TELLING THE FORUM.

Oh my god my friend knows the song and he ain't even a member here. :blink:

"A friend in need is a friend indeed. An enemy in need is hilarious." -Animal Crossing: Wild World.

Lol you gotta love the animal crossing people.

Vani ☆ says (2:31 AM)
PREGNANCY TESTS
JUST WHAT I NEED

RaveBlade Islude says (2:33 AM)
SAY YES OR I'LL DO IT ANYWAY
EDIT: TOO LATE!

o_O

[MicroRave]

Vani ☆ says (10:05 PM)
At least you live closer to so many HMO'ers
Sugar Rave says (10:05 PM)
yeah
Xylon's probably the closest
Vani ☆ says (10:06 PM)
MICHIGAN
Sugar Rave says (10:06 PM)
xD
I'd be like
NIAGRA
MEET ME ON THE BRIDGE
Vani ☆ says (10:06 PM)
..
ROMANTIC
Sugar Rave says (10:06 PM)
BRING YO PASSPORT
lol
it'd be a hell of a long dive
*drive
LOL
DIVE
Vani ☆ says (10:06 PM)
dice
dive
Sugar Rave says (10:06 PM)
NIAGRA
Vani ☆ says (10:06 PM)
yes
Sugar Rave says (10:06 PM)
HAHAHA
Vani ☆ says (10:06 PM)
xD
xDDDDDDDDD
HAHAHAHAHA

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Supreme Cheese Miser Vavninininipchi says:
http://www.celebritysentry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/1304795108-25.jpg
don't go sending me shirts again because I sent a picture of guy 'kay?
Sugar says:
NONO
NOOOO
HOW COULD YOU
*HEADDESK
NOOOOOOOO
IT'S CONTAMINATED
MY EYES
MY EYESS
MY EEEEEEEEEEYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
NO
NONO
NO
NOOOOONONONO
NONONO
NO
GOD NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NONONONONONONONONONONONONON
NO
DO NOT WANT
NO
GO AWAY
MAKE IT GO AWAY
PLEASE GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Supreme Cheese Miser Vavninininipchi says:
.... you done yet?
Sugar says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
okay am done

[Sgt. Frog]

Frog: Do you know how much I would pay for C4!?

Gabbie: As much as it costs..?

Frog: YES!!!!!!

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Chaz Silloh says (7:11 PM):
Donatello
Leira Snoitan says (7:12 PM):
*i don't even remember
Leira Snoitan says (7:12 PM):
*which turtle that is
Chaz Silloh says (7:12 PM):
*dude.......
Leira Snoitan says (7:12 PM):
*I'M SORRY
Chaz Silloh says (7:12 PM):
*you hurting me man
*you can't look it up
*YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER
Leira Snoitan says (7:12 PM):
*UM
Chaz Silloh says (7:12 PM):
*C'MON
*THERES ONLY FOUR
Leira Snoitan says (7:13 PM):
*BLUE HEADBAND
Chaz Silloh says (7:13 PM):
*thats THE LEONARDO
Leira Snoitan says (7:13 PM):
*RED HEADBAND
Chaz Silloh says (7:13 PM):
*THATS RAPHAEL
Leira Snoitan says (7:13 PM):
*I DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER COLORS
*WAS THERE A YELLOW ONE
Chaz Silloh says (7:13 PM):
*NO
Leira Snoitan says (7:13 PM):
*UM UM
Leira Snoitan says (7:14 PM):
*ORANGE ONE
Chaz Silloh says (7:14 PM):
*THATS MICHAELANGELO (rage)
Leira Snoitan says (7:14 PM):
*PURPLE ONE
*(smug)
Chaz Silloh says (7:14 PM):
*why are you smugging
*you just
*named
*EVERY
*SINGLE
*COLOR
*THAT WASN'T PURPLE
Leira Snoitan says (7:14 PM):
*i finally got it right though right
Chaz Silloh says (7:14 PM):
*BY GUESSING
Chaz Silloh says (7:15 PM):
*EVERY SINGLE
*OTHER TURTLE
*FIRST

[Solash]

solash
-_-
Cup missed mouth.
brb

Frog
BAHAHHA

solash
Like, I poured it into my mouth an inch away from my face.
Physics, y u can't work like that?@!

Frog
XDD
HOW
DID YOUR BRAIN
JUST
herpderp

solash
I'm talking to women.

Frog
oh
your fine then
on that note
*tries to drink an inch away from face*
solash
Don't.

Frog
...too late

solash
My drink was not above my face.

Frog
MORE OF A CHALLENGE

solash
It was parallel with my mouth!

Frog
So was mine
GOTTA USE MOMENTUM

solash
XD

Frog
on that note though
new shirt timez

solash
I was wearing a hoodie, works like a sponge.

Frog
*can only thinkof minecraft*

[TanzPinguin]

You guys are good at hydration

[JazzieAussie]

Frog says:
*hands you bass*
LETS HAM
,...
...
JAM

[Sgt. Frog]

So me and Tanz were at the store when

"Please ring bell for service."

So she walks up to the bell
and

"...ring."

Me: You really are fluttershy aren't you?

*HITS THE BELL* "DING!"

"I made it 20% louder!"

[MicroRave]

*playing Facade*

Trip: You think I'm angry?
Trip: It makes me so angry!

***shortly after trip asks what player wants to drink and grace asks about water or juice***

Me: Sex on the beach
Grace: You want us to... have more sex?
Me: *pauses, gives serious consideration to saying yes*
Me: LOLNO
Both: *relieved*
Trip: *laughs* Yeah, you're not afraid to say anything *evil glare*

[MicroRave]

Vani ☆ says (10:32 PM)
Hey, only I can slap myself *slaps*

[MicroRave]

Friends: *singing Firework*
Me: ROCKET TITS!
Friends: ROFLMAO

[TanzPinguin]

*me and Stephanie go to get food*
Me: Oh dang we just walked away they could've drugged our milkshake
Stephanie: Damn they should have
O.O

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Teacher: "They didn't say the dentist was sexy."

[TanzPinguin]

*Frog Solash and myself playing Foosball*

Solash keeps hitting his arm on the furnace in the midst of Foosball violence

Me: You can't be with the furnace anymore because it keeps burning you.
Solash: BUT SHE'S SO HOT
~~~~~~~~~~
Frog: I had so much fun with that helium
Me: You had so much fun with that kiwi?!
Frog: HELIUM!

[Turnip Head]

Vegetable says:
http://eventservices.disney.go.com/files/109557112.jpg
TomoMan says:
hey food
..goof
whoa..
Vegetable says:
...
Hey man, don't eat Goofy.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Vegetable says (2:43 AM):
*Kelso worked for INSURANCE
*WHO WANTS TO BE AN INSURANCE DETECTICE
*Ve
TomoMan says (2:43 AM):
*I thought that was your lifelong dream
Vegetable says (2:44 AM):
*...
*Who told you that
TomoMan says (2:44 AM):
*...
*do you promise
*to take what I say to your grave
Vegetable says (2:44 AM):
*Yes
TomoMan says (2:44 AM):
*ok...
**moves in closer*
*it was...*whisper whisper*
Vegetable says (2:45 AM):
*...!
*I always knew that *whisper whisper* fellow was a shady character
TomoMan says (2:45 AM):
*Me too
*I'm not sure I can trust *whisper whisper* anymore
Vegetable says (2:46 AM):
*Me neither... *whisper whisper* never liked me in the first place! :@
TomoMan says (2:46 AM):
*I'm going to block *whisper whisper* right now
Vegetable says (2:47 AM):
*Do it
**whisper whisper* is just a creep
TomoMan says (2:47 AM):
*I know
*I'm going to do it right now

You have blocked Vegetable

You have unblocked Vegetable

Vegetable says (2:47 AM):
*....
Vegetable says (2:48 AM):
*IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME?
TomoMan says (2:48 AM):
*:D
Vegetable says (2:48 AM):
*;A;
*NOOOOOOOO

[TanzPinguin]

"Ow I just got a charlie horse in my boob"

[MicroRave]

Me: *listening to music*
Dad: Mumbles incoherently
Me: What?
Dad: I farted on my toast
Me: <.<
Dad: I just wanted to see if you'd agree C:

[TanzPinguin]

"IT'S TOO DARK I CAN'T HEAR YOU"

^ The circumstances that lead to this are too... gruesome to explain.
XD

[Solash]

My Roomate "I pulled some Jackie Chan http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.png and went slo-mo."

He was referring to dodging missiles in the mako on Mass Effect.

I laughed.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

TomoMan says (7:11 PM):
*are you going to watch a movie
*about grapes
Vegetable says (7:12 PM):
*YES I AM!

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Sugar says:
Why do people always die at my parties?

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Sugar says:
ol

[Ponyprincess]

-TEXTS-

Luke: I'm outside
Me: you're outside?
Luke: yup, outside yours
Me: i'm confused why are you outside

*opens front door*

Luke: :D I'm being spontaneous.

[Avaron]

My student and I were spending our off period together in the library.
Student: Did you know that Shakespeare made a glove factory??
Me: Did he really?! xD, art thou in need of gloves??
Student: Gloveth your hands!!

[Turnip Head]

We were doing squats in gym class.

Coach: "Keep your back straight, don't bend over! Come on, this isn't prison!"

[TanzPinguin]

"I forgot to get you underwear"

"Thank you"

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Supreme Vaniffersniff says (7:11 PM):
*...we made an ad for itch powder
Safety Tomo says (7:11 PM):
*I made an ad for moon extermination.
Supreme Vaniffersniff says (7:12 PM):
*... what.

[TanzPinguin]

Don't eat my laundry! I gotta work tomorrow.

[Ponyprincess]

Tara McCusker says
D: im not allowed my phone when working
Michael Bobington says
I'm not either technically
But I don't have a supervisor, I work night sh*t
Shift*
Ahahaha

[EternalHero]

Texting:
Me: I beat Lgt.Surge today!
Tito: Damn his raichu!
Me: On leaf green his raichu is faster.
Tito: Wow. I like magic carps.
Me: Lol I read it as I like magic craps XD
Tito: Magicarp i mean lol
Me: I bought one and left it in the day care.
Tito: I would carry it with me forever.
Me: Carry what with you forever?
Tito: Magicarp. They're cool.
Me: Their okayish.
Tito: They splash alot.
Me: They can't win a fight!
Tito: They dont need too. They be a baws!

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Melissa: "MY INFANT BOYFRIENDS."
Sharlie: "... did you by chance mean infinite?"
Melissa: "HAHAHA no."

[probably was more interesting earlier.]

[MicroRave]

Turnip Bread says (10:11 PM)
I'LL BUY ONE FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT VANI
Because she doesn't want to let it rip

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Ice Cream Cone says (11:10 PM):
*Tomo
*I am sad
Chaz says (11:10 PM):
*Yay!
Ice Cream Cone says (11:10 PM):
*...
*in that case you can go to straight hell
Chaz says (11:11 PM):
*whats straight hell?
*is it hell for straight people?
Ice Cream Cone says (11:11 PM):
*maybe
Chaz says (11:11 PM):
*tell me more
Ice Cream Cone says (11:11 PM):
*But that would ruin the experiance
Chaz says (11:11 PM):
*but I am a carnivore of knowledge who wishes to learn
Ice Cream Cone says (11:12 PM):
*Do you have people tell you the endings to movies?
Chaz says (11:12 PM):
*Is reality a movie?
Ice Cream Cone says (11:12 PM):
*If it was, how would we know?
Chaz says (11:12 PM):
*Do you know?
Ice Cream Cone says (11:13 PM):
*I don't
*it might be
*can you prove it isnt?
Chaz says (11:13 PM):
*I might be able to prove something
*tell me Tithis, have you experienced...foreshadowing?
Ice Cream Cone says (11:13 PM):
*yes
Chaz says (11:14 PM):
*Can you name an example?
Ice Cream Cone says (11:14 PM):
*I could, but its of a personal matter
Ice Cream Cone says (11:15 PM):
*one I would rather not divulge.
Chaz says (11:15 PM):
*Are you sure you're not concealing the fact that there was no foreshadowing that took place?
Ice Cream Cone says (11:15 PM):
*Sorry, private matters.
*I swear to God I am not lying though
Chaz says (11:15 PM):
*That phrase MEANS NOTHING TO AN ATHEIST!
Chaz says (11:16 PM):
*SO YOU ARE LYING!
Ice Cream Cone says (11:16 PM):
*Damn
*Caught me
*I underestimated you
Chaz says (11:16 PM):
*Yeah, you did.
Ice Cream Cone says (11:16 PM):
*a mistake I will not repeat!

[Toue]

(talking about this commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6ix7ez6nOc)
The Monkey said (5:12 PM):
you DID hear johnny cash on a video game commercial
Supreme Vani says:
You didn't believe me? That hurts.
...
The Monkey says:
*rimshot*

[Turnip Head]

Supreme Vani says:
I LIKE PERIODS

[MicroRave]

Damn... I can't top that xD

[Toue]

Supreme Vani says:
"But the Prince Rupert School District in B.C. has decided that Dr. Seuss' Yertle the Turtle conveys far too volatile a political message to be introducing to its students." That just makes my day
fart too volatile
.,...
FAILS
I GIVE UP
you should listen to this albums
..
Give me a minute while I regain my typing abilities
The Monkey says:
NOPE
FARTFARTFART
Supreme Vani says:
..
Stop mocking it ;_;
The Monkey says:
sorry, can't hear you over the noise of all this farting
Supreme Vani says:
That's terrible ;_;
huge grass fire. 50+ mph winds. It's horribleeelleelelelee
The Monkey says:
that must have taken a lot of farts

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

I dislike that post.

[Toue]

I like that post.
(No I don't)

[TanzPinguin]

1: Uranus is a gas planet.
2: NO,URANUS IS A GAS PLANET

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Turnip says (9:16 PM):
*;A;
*SO MUCH STEAK SAUCE
*WAAAAAAAAH

[MicroRave]

Vani says: Grass fire
Vani says: probably on golf course
Vani says: with 80km/h wind
Sugar Rave says: o.o
Sugar Rave says: so don't golf?

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Why are you posting quotes from like, four days ago?

[God is a cat girl]

Why are you posting quotes from like, four days ago?

She be reading the records.
I'd watch out if I were you.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

TomoMan says: they are CLEARLY PIGS
TomoMan says: YOU CAN SEE THEIR NOSES
Supreme Miser Laruence Vanivinchi says: I FORGOT
Supreme Miser Laruence Vanivinchi says: I GOT MIXED UP
Supreme Miser Laruence Vanivinchi says: SORRY

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

... That must be ancient.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Mr. Tornado says: looks pretty good
Vani says: Mhmm... Her eyes are creepy though. Don't you think? haha. I only just drew them like that because I didn't have a good eraser or smudger. I should fix those. o_o
Mr. Tornado says: they look like they're secretly angry or something
Vani says: Maybe she is. o_o HAha

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Oh gosh is that three years old...? Talking about my drawing of Luna? Crazy. Haha.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

I believe Rave has been successfully one upped. Four days is nothing!

[TanzPinguin]

"SHUT UP, I KNOW YOU'RE DYING I DON'T CARE"

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Supreme Vani says (12:06 AM):
*I LIKE THEM
*BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!!

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Supreme Vani says (11:50 PM):
*How do you do a did
*?
Tomo The Furious says (11:50 PM):
*Frankie Flowers.

[Turnip Head]

I love Frankie Flowers.

[MicroRave]

Tomo says (12:58 AM)
I'm scared.
Vani ☆ says (12:59 AM)
you should
Vani ☆ says (1:03 AM)
CLEARLY
Shadownami92 says (1:03 AM)
needs more bacon
Sugar Rave says (1:05 AM)
what about butts
can you have butts
Tomo says (1:05 AM)
I like butts.
Turnip Head says (1:05 AM)
Everyone likes butts


hehehe

[Solash]

Talking to a girl who has pinched nerves in her legs and has trouble walking at times.
Me: My team built a robot that could chop legs off! Not create them! :P
Her: Well create some and then chop mine off!
Me: That's illegal on multiple levels! :P And besides, I don't own the robot!
Her: awesss. well maybe you can make me a robot.
Me: But that costs a lot of money! D:
Her: Yeah well its for a good cause!
Me: I am not a rich man. xD Sorry! I wish I could help you! D:
Her: Then marry a rich man!
Me:...But I'm not gay!
Her: but but but i need legs
Me: I will not go gay so you can have legs!

[Turnip Head]

"Pick up those vegetables before I kill you."

[Lumikru]

Cousin 1: Why don't you throw your car out the window then!?

Cousin 2: Yes.. I will throw my car out the window and have it land on my cellphone.

[MicroRave]

http://i47.tinypic.com/24ybyxe.png

And just when I felt like checking to see how strong my internet was, look what one of the networks is called...

http://i45.tinypic.com/mcw4dd.png

Dude, you have http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.png internet xD

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

"Thesaurus."
"Google."
"Use a thesaurus."
"I prefer Google."
"Well I prefer your mom, but we don't always get what we want, do we?"

[Ponyprincess]

Chris: CUCUMBERS
Me: Melons?
Chris: I like melons
Me: They're a bit plain
Chris: Depends on the sort of melons you have
-10 seconds later-
Me: ...Oh, i get it -_-

[MicroRave]

"Vani ☆ says (9:33 PM)
Yaoi North Spotlight
Gay Sex 101
(Discussion & Workshop)
Impossible
Positions
Contest 18+
Gay Sex 101
con't
Sugar Rave says (9:33 PM)
GIANT LEGO BUILDING
"

[MicroRave]

Sugar Rave says (1:40 AM)
I LOVE STEAK
Vani ☆ says (1:40 AM)
I LOVE YOU
Sugar Rave says (1:41 AM)
I LOVE IT MEDIUM RARE
Vani ☆ says (1:41 AM)
YOU LOVE ME
Sugar Rave says (1:41 AM)
WE'RE A HAPPY
Vani ☆ says (1:41 AM)
WE"RE A GREAT BIG FAMILY
...
oh
yeah
Sugar Rave says (1:41 AM)
WHAT
Vani ☆ says (1:41 AM)
that was wrong...
Sugar Rave says (1:41 AM)
FAAAAAI;
Vani ☆ says (1:41 AM)
...
Sugar Rave says (1:41 AM)
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.png
Vani ☆ says (1:41 AM)
HAHAHAHHA
Sugar Rave says (1:41 AM)
I FAILED AT FAILING
LITERALLY
Vani ☆ says (1:41 AM)
QUOTE IT
BAHAHHA

[MicroRave]

Supreme Vani says: (8:12:28 PM)
I would love to have a lizard

Supreme Vani says: (8:12:28 PM)
but I'd let it die

[Turnip Head]

Vani says:
why are we playing this?
Turnip says:
Why AREN'T WE
Vani says:
I'm kind of busy..
Turnip says:
With what, shoujold men?
Vani says:
.Uhm
my studying for finals..
Turnip says:
.. Oh yeah
Why the hell are you playing Uno

[TanzPinguin]

"When in doubt, take a pill"
"..Ok thanks for the advice mamaw."

[Turnip Head]

"Feel my mom! She feels so warm!"

- One kid to his friend outside the gym

[Sgt. Frog]

Gabbie burping a kitten: "Why is he burping so much?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Chaz Silo says
NOW
ITS OKAY
TO LIKE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS

[Tolby]

So Akai was a hipster all this time?

[Sgt. Frog]

Yes.

[Tolby]

You get it? I was implying Akai has liked 12 year old girls for awhile now. As in he is a pedophile, as in we should really think about contacting the police force in his area.

[Turnip Head]

Vani ☆ says:
if and when I get a boyfriend, I'm going to tell them to become a manga character
Turnip Bread says:
Tell them to be shoujold
Vani ☆ says:
I just went from
AHHAHA GLEE FACE
to ultimate unhappy serious face
with your response

[Sgt. Frog]

solash says
wut
...oh god
Substitute every time Zuko said honor with penis.

Frog -E says
XDDD I must hold onto my honor

solash says
My father took my honor away from me

Frog -E says
KFFFFT
You win

solash says
xD

Frog -E says
XD http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.png

solash says
I made my own honor.

Frog -E says
XDD
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.png
Just gunna sit over here
WITH NO IDEAS

solash says
xD
" I thought I had lost my honor, and that somehow my father could return it to me" XD

[Solash]

A quote from a couple of days ago

Me: *troll face on with a glass of water* I don't really like putting ice in my water, it waters it down too much.

Frog: *tilts head and stares at me for a couple of seconds, eye then twitches* ...ooouuucchh

[Turnip Head]

Mom: "I'm scared of Canadians..."
Me: "Me too..."

[Turnip Head]

Turnip Bread says:
...
Vani stop chasing males
Vani ☆ says:
I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND

[MicroRave]

Mom: "I'm scared of Canadians..."
Me: "Me too..."

How much do you want to be she was reading that convo with Vani and I?

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Chaz says (2:34 AM):
*do you like barney?
Vani says (2:35 AM):
*I prefer him over Fred
Chaz says (2:35 AM):
*do you wish he was single?
Vani says (2:36 AM):
*I wish XXX was single
Chaz says (2:36 AM):
*you wish porn was single?
Vani says (2:36 AM):
*Yeah.
Chaz says (2:37 AM):
*oh wow

[Harpy]

me: i'm afraid o pee
one dude: ...why
other dude: you people are weird

one dude: why do girls always bend their knees when they're in photos together
me: make da ass pop ou
other dude: idk
other dude: ash, why do you guys do that?
me: <<< make da ass pop ou
one dude: twerk it gurl
other dude: i thought girls don't poop?

idk. My t and y keys don't work but I'm too lazy to get the onscreen keyboard for skype. but lulz

[MicroRave]

Sugar Rave says (12:57 AM)
that sounded less werd in my head
lol wow
but does this mean I'm forbidden to poop?
Amanda says (12:58 AM)
yes
you are forbidden
Sugar Rave says (12:59 AM)
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.pnghttp://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8351/hipposam.png
WHAT DO

[TanzPinguin]

Me: "My little ponnyyyy"
Frog: "I used to wonder what friendship could be"
Me: "Until you all shared this magic with me"
Me:"Big adventure tons of fun"
Frog: "A beautiful fart f..heaert"
Me: "WHAT. WHAAAAAAAT "

[Sgt. Frog]

...faithful and strong

[Tolby]

Fart Fetish. Thats something I'd expect from Akai, not you frog.

[Sgt. Frog]

ewwww

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Vani ☆ says
THEY COME FROM THE LAND OF ICE AND SNOW
NOW BELUGAS HAVE A HOME IN ARCTIC COVE
REACH OUT
TOUCH
Sugar Rave says
HAHAHAHA
Vani ☆ says
GIVE THEM A SMILE
Sugar Rave says
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHEN
Vani ☆ says
MAKE A NEW FRIEND FOR A LONG WHILE
YOU"LL NEVER KNOW
Sugar Rave says
YOU'LL FALL IN LOVE AGAIN
Vani ☆ says
WHEN YOU"LL FALL IN LOVE AGAIN
SO COME ON
Sugar Rave says
COME ON RAISE YOUR HANDS
Vani ☆ says
RAISE YOUR HANDS
ARCTIC COVE
MARINELAND
EVERYONE
Sugar Rave says
EVERYONE LOOOOVES MARINELAND
Vani ☆ says
EVERYONE LOVES MARINELAND


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSfswX7yV0U

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Garlic says
I wonder what my dad will think when he comes home at 2am or so and his son is making cinnamon rolls drunk

[Turnip Head]

Vani ☆ says:
according to the psychonauts wiki thing, she's the only person not to lose her brain in the thing at least once.
Turnip Bear says:
What if it's because she didn't have any to begin with?
*BA DUM TISH*
Vani ☆ says:
:@
:@
:@
:@
:@
get out
Turnip Bear says:
WHOA TOUGH CROWD TONIGHT

[TanzPinguin]

"He seems to be harmless, I followed him a couple days ago just to make sure he wasn't up to something."
"Why are you stalking my stalker mom?"

[JazzieAussie]

"Ew, all these houses are ugly."
"They're HISTORICAL."
"THEN THEY ARE HISTORICALLY UGLY."

[Toue]

Vani ☆ says
I figured but I DUNNO
gotta make sure I'm correct and stuff
because
I'm mostly wrnog.
wrong8
**

The Monkey Young says
yeah, you certainly are

Also, Tanz your mom is pretty rad.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Chaz says (10:00 PM):
*do you think having obsessively christian values makes you know how to make a good chicken sandwich
Gabbie says (10:07 PM):
*OF COURSE NOT
Chaz says (10:15 PM):
*do you have any evidence to support this claim?
Gabbie says (10:15 PM):
*YUP
Chaz says (10:16 PM):
*And that is?
Gabbie has signed off

[TanzPinguin]

you were making my computer slow, all i want to do is play that monkey banana game dangit! XD

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Chaz said (12:26 AM):
vani are you a big fan of washing machines?
Vani said (12:26 AM):
I like sitting on them
Chaz said (12:27 AM):
do you sit on things you adore?
Vani said (12:27 AM):
That's a bad question :(
I WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT
Chaz said (12:28 AM):
answer the question vani
Vani said (12:28 AM):
I DON'T SIT ON ALL THINGS I LOVE

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Now why would you quote that, Tomo.

[Sgt. Frog]

Gabbie: People who don't listen to our conversations probably get so confused.

[Turnip Head]

Turnip Bear says:
Geez Sock, you're so emotional
Sock Sockerton says:
you watered my flowers with beer
Turnip Bear says:
I thought they might've liked it
Sock Sockerton says:
no

[Lupiniun Star]

Turnip Bear says:
Today I bought DOG TRAIL MIX
It's trail mix FOR DOGS

Lupiniun The Conquerer says:
WHAT
I can't afford trail mix for myself.
Much less my dog.

Turnip Bear says:
What a sad, trail mix-less world

Lupiniun The Conquerer says:
Yes. I know.
My life is depressing.
And tomorrow, at 8 PM, I begin the long drive back home. DX
To the land without even granola bars.
Or PS3s.
Or internet.
Or five dogs.

Turnip Bear says:
THAT'S SAD
STEAL THE PS3
And two dogs

Lupiniun The Conquerer says:
Oh.
And Wii-less. D:
I dunno which dogs to take, though. D=
Molly, Meena, Maggie, Maisy, or Fortress?

Turnip Bear says:
FORTRESS
HE'LL FIGHT WITH YOU IN WAR

Lupiniun The Conquerer says:
FORTRESS IS A GIRL.
BUT HELL YEAH SHE WOULD.
SO I WILL TAKE FORTRESS.
AND.... MOLLY.

Turnip Bear says:
GOOD
ALWAYS WISE TO PICK YOUR TROOPS BEFORE HEADING OUT TO BATTLE

Lupiniun The Conquerer says:
YES
MOLLY IS OLD BUT WISE
AND SHE CAN MOVE BETTER THAN HER SISTER, MEENA.
THE TWO GREAT DANES ARE MUCH TOO BIG AND RAMBUCTIOUS
THEY SHALL NOT LISTEN TO THEIR LEADER, LUPINIUN THE CONQUERER!

Turnip Bear says:
YES
CONQUER EVERYTHING

[MicroRave]

Now why would you quote that, Tomo.

To make me question your love for me, that's why ):

[Turnip Head]

Turnip Bear says:
Friday night and the lights are lowhttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
Looking out for the place to gohttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
Where they play the right music, getting in the swinghttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
You come in to look for a kinghttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
Anybody could be that guyhttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
Night is young and the music's highhttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
With a bit of rock music, everything is finehttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
You're in the mood for a dancehttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
And when you get the chance...http://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeenhttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourinehttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your lifehttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queenhttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
You're a teaser, you turn 'em onhttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
Leave them burning and then you're gonehttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
Looking out for another, anyone will dohttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
You're in the mood for a dancehttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
And when you get the chance...http://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeenhttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourinehttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your lifehttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the dancing queen
Vani ☆ says:
why.

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Tomo: I bought chick fila today
Gabbie: >.>
Tomo: HAHA!
Gabbie: -http://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.pnghttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.pnghttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.pnghttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.pnghttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.pngslap-
Tomo: I will go back right now
and GET SOME MORE
Gabbie: NOW
http://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.pnghttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.pnghttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.pnghttp://i49.tinypic.com/3yct5.png
*NO
XDD
Tomo:NOW?
OKAY
Gabbie: NO NO
Tomo: WHATEVER YOU SAY MAN
Gabbie: ;ALKSDJFA;SLDKFJADF

[Turnip Head]

Turnip Square says:
Nationalism
Vani ☆ says:
no
I'M ANGry

[JazzieAussie]

"I HAD MARLIN UP TO A PURPLE HEART IN DS CUTE AND NOW IT'S BLACK AND WON'T GO BACK UP."
"... Did you litter weeds? The villagers are psychic and will hate you for throwing things on the ground that they didn't even see!"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS I AM SPENDING $300+ A DAY ON HIS STUPID WINE AND HE DARES TO DISLIKE ME FOR CLEANING UP A FIELD."

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

You have just sent a nudge.

Sugar Rave says
?

[Toue]

That's not funny. At all.

[Turnip Head]

Turnip Square says:
What's your favorite thing about Canada?
Vani ☆ says:
IT DIED

[MicroRave]

Sugar Rave says (12:05 AM)
where did this conversation go so wrong
WHERE ;____;
Vani ☆ says (12:05 AM)
ours?
Where did it go right?
Sugar Rave says (12:05 AM)
lol

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Sugar Rave says
oh wow
this is hilarious
Vani ☆ says
fuuu what's with all the sex talk on TV
like
ONCE YOU GET MY SHIRT OFF
and
Sugar Rave says
he's in his hotel room in the midst of feeling like crap
when this guy phones him and is like
Vani ☆ says
WANNA HAVE SEX?
Sugar Rave says
"you're a celebrity"
"go entertain some sick kids in a hospital"



This was part of it.

[MicroRave]

Vani ☆ says (12:11 AM)
Acid man, acid
Sugar Rave says (12:12 AM)
that same thing comes from their armpits
and the fridge
Vani ☆ says (12:12 AM)
ACID
YOU GOT ACID?
Sugar Rave says (12:12 AM)
I don't
but he does
just don't put anything near his mouth you don't want eaten

[MicroRave]

Vani ☆ says (1:01 AM)
DON';T
LET
GO
you'll fall into the toilet

[Toue]

Vani ☆ says
Dad and I are watching The Road to El Dorado on TV and he's just all TELL ME WHAT"S GOING TO HAPPEN TO THEM
ARE HTEY GOING TO STEAL THE GOLD?
WHAT'LL THEY DO

It's really entertaining
The Monkey Young says
door movie
....
what the christ
GOOD MOVIE
Vani ☆ says
...
DOOR MOVIES
I like it too!

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Chaz says (9:45 PM):
*me and vani would like to visit the Maple corner
*will you point us in the correct direction
Garlic says (9:45 PM):
*the http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.png is the maple corner

[Sgt. Frog]

Brolash: Don't question it!
Frog: WE HAVE TO
Frog: TO OBTAIN ITS TECH
Brolash: It's not technology
Brolash: IT'S MAGIC
Frog: LUCAS IS A WIZARD?
Brolash: You didn't know that?!
Frog: I LOST MY WIZARD LIST
Brolash: D:
Brolash: NOT THE WIZARD LIST
Frog: I KNOW
Frog: IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO MY NINJA INFO CARDS
Frog: AND THEN FERGHUS
Brolash: DANG IT FERGHUS


3chr

Brolash: MAGIC.
Frog: [img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img][img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img][img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img][img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img][img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img][img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img][img]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y294/Infernoman/percycensor2anim.gif[/img]IT LUCAS
Brolash: xD
Brolash: HIM AND HIS WIZARD SWAG
Frog: I now have a fat dumbledoor in my head
Frog: swagging around hogwarts
Brolash: xD
Brolash: haters gonna hate

[Solash]

Me: *Gets ready to cook my first egg ever*
Roommate: Do you even know how to cook eggs?
Me: No, but I watched a guy on youtube do it, so I'm good.
Roommate: Oh, in that case make me some too.

[Ponyprincess]

Ella (aged 3): " draw a blue flower"
Me : - draws a blue flower-
Ella: " ohh, clever girl"

[Toue]

How do you go 19 years without ever cooking an egg?

[Sgt. Frog]

Me: *Gets ready to cook my first egg ever*
Roommate: Do you even know how to cook eggs?
Me: No, but I watched a guy on youtube do it, so I'm good.
Roommate: Oh, in that case make me some too.

Are you talking about the Gordon Ramsey one?

[Solash]

Nah, I just looked up How to cook an egg on youtube and clicked the first link. xD

[Toue]

That video doesn't even show a real scrambled egg what the hell is this. HE DIDN'T SCRAMBLE IT AT ALL.

[Tithis]

That Gordan Ramsey video is crap. Another example of chefs making things needlessly complicated and fancy :nerve:

The only thing I have to say about making scrambled eggs is don't overcook them. Often times with eggs if they look done they are already overcooked. I'd rather slightly undercooked than overcooked. I'll take my chances with the salmonella.

[Sgt. Frog]

System Requirements : barf bag for the birthday cake


wut

[MicroRave]

"Should You Buy This

No. Your children will love this more than any toy they've ever owned. But they'd also love smoking sugar cubes out of a crack pipe. Spend the $80 on tickets to a baseball game, or a puzzle, or college tuition. Or just give them the cash and see what happens."

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

"Stop taking your frustration out on that coleslaw!"

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Garlic says
Moo? MOO! Moo, moo, moo!

[Toue]

Garlic says
Moo? MOO! Moo, moo, moo!

Vani wants me to like this. I wonder if she's ever going to notice that I never like the things she tells me to.

Vani wants to know why I would bother to post something like this. It's cuz I think it's funny to show everyone what a like monger she is.

[MicroRave]

Vani ☆ says (6:58 PM)
GET OUT OF MY BRA, CHIP
Sugar Rave says (6:58 PM)
LOL
Sugar Rave says (6:59 PM)
can I thread that?
Vani ☆ says (6:59 PM)
...

[Sgt. Frog]

Gabbie: "You know that Kawowie Kobyasha song?"

Froggy: "Kawowie?"

Gabbie: "I said Kaori Kobayashi"

Froggy: "Nooooo"

[Turnip Head]

Vanimoo says:
I'm not quite that stupid
In fact, I'M SO SMART
though nearly everyone on the internet would disagree with that...

~~~

Chaz Silo says:
hopof
...
good

[glazedmoon]

Reminds me of this yesterday...

Tomo:
whats wrong with white rice glazed

Glazed:
I like to show that I'm not afraid of diversity

Tomo:
I think we got some reverse racism razed over ehre
hertre
erherehe
HEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE

[Solash]

A girl in my astronomy class: "So when a star dies, does it fall?"
Instructor: *holds in a laugh* "Where would it fall?"
Girl: "What do you mean? Out of the sky, right."
Instructor: "Yes, but to where?"
Girl: "Out of the sky!"
Class: *Snickers throughout*

I just couldn't believe what I was hearing. I understand it's an intro class, but really. xD

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

hey I was falling asleep...

[Tithis]

(1:42:44 AM) Vani: TITHIS IS BLACK
(1:42:49 AM) Vani: I can't associate with you anymore

[Turnip Head]

VANI

RACIST CLUB

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Turnip says (2:35 AM):
*FOR THE GREATER GOID

[TanzPinguin]

Me: Why is the rum always gone?
Tomo: because YOU GAY
Me: wat xD You sounded so ghetto. Remember that time I thought you were black
Tomo: WHAT YOU SAYIN' GIRL. YOU SAYIN YOU NOT GAY?? YOU GAY MAN YOU GAY
Me: I can't handle this

I think I broke tomo.

[MicroRave]

http://oi47.tinypic.com/2zpimo6.jpg

[MicroRave]

Sugar Rave says (8:16 PM)
seen toy story 3 yet?
Nakki says (8:16 PM)
Ii should :P
Sugar Rave says (8:16 PM)
because youtube just ruined the ending for me
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pngers
1. it made me cry
2. I suddenly realised
Andy is HOT now!
Nakki says (8:17 PM)
...Nothing beats watching a tragedy with a hot guy
is it
Sugar Rave says (8:17 PM)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v87/stersy/censorhorse.png damn
I don't think I've ever used those words together in that order
does it flow?
Nakki says (8:19 PM)
Apparently
o.o

[Turnip Head]

Why would you damn the horses, Rave? :bored:

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Is Nakki your alternate self?

[JazzieAussie]

"Men shop like a sniper, women shop like a hand grenade."

[Sgt. Frog]

Frog: So
Frog: we went to walmart
Frog: and I intended to buy a mouse
Frog: logitech m-100
Frog: best for the price
Frog: find a hello kitty one that lights up
Brolash: you didn't.
Frog: same price
Brolash: please tell me you didn't.
Frog: it came with a mouse pad
Brolash: http://le-grove.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/618px-JeanLucPicardFacepalm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/NxTze.jpg

[hArVeStMoOnLuVeR]

Will you give me that?

[Sgt. Frog]

I want to give everyone on HMO an that.

[JazzieAussie]

XDD

Those lights. :cool2:

[Toue]

Solash were you implying there's something wrong with Hello Kitty?

[TanzPinguin]

meanwhile TRYING TO DO FRENCH WORK BUT TALKING FOR FROG TO SOLASH:

"Brolash: Antione, I'm back.
Frog: Hello, Ricardo
Brolash: I thought I was Lisa.
Frog: That's good.
Brolash: @_@
Brolash: What sort of spell did you put me in Antione?!
Frog: One of love
Brolash: Oh Antione, how romantic."

you guys make it hard to do work

[Solash]

That'll teach you to interrupt our role-playing!

[TanzPinguin]

you were interrupting MY french.. doing! XD

[Turnip Head]

Vani says:
I JUST
SPRAYED POP ALL OVER ME

and

Vani says:
WHAT THE HECK
RATTATA KILLED MY BUTTERFREE

[Boy_Tomo_Chan]

Jane, his wife! says (11:07 PM):
**does stuff to your car*
Tomeo says (11:07 PM):
*HA
*I DON"T HAVE A CAR
Jane, his wife! says (11:08 PM):
*HAHA
*YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR
Tomeo says (11:08 PM):
*...unless you mean the CHEESE CAR I MADE IN SHOP CLASS WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
*I swear tithis if you did something to that I'm going to punch your butt and never stop
Jane, his wife! says (11:08 PM):
*I may hate eaten it
*have*
Tomeo says (11:08 PM):
*well sure
*its made of wood, its not supposed to taste good
Jane, his wife! says (11:09 PM):
*You said it was a cheese car
*doesnt that mean its made of cheese
Tomeo says (11:09 PM):
*yeah but I made it look like cheese!
Jane, his wife! says (11:09 PM):
*and would go great on crackers
*oh

[Turnip Head]

Turnip Police says:
*punches your goiter*
Ivan says:
MY FRIEND HAS ONE OF THOSE